What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
That thought made me smile. So, here's a laugh to cleanse your soul...
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."
Love and appreciate all the women in your life… or else!